Pick randomly from the following facts...

• The original Utah teapot model had no base, it was ~33% taller (one explanation is that Jim Blinn compensated for non-square pixels by actually scaling the model and his model was more widely distributed)
• Utah teapot is also accompanied by a spoon, cup (too without a base) and a saucer
• You can actually buy the Utah teapot, made by the same company (1.4 L version)
• Camera near and far clipping planes are also called “hither” and “yon” clipping planes
• Mip is an acronym of the Latin phrase “multum in parvo”, meaning “much in little”
• Mipmapped texture takes around 33% more storage space
• In GLSL, components of a vec4 can be accessed by stpq, along with rgba, xyzw
• sizeof in C and C++ is an operator, not a function. If used with an expression it doesn't need parentheses, e.g. sizeof foo.

...until you are politely asked to leave.

EDIT: Is it just me or people aren't meeting anymore?